What does the chicken think when rooster chases her round the yard?

One more circle, I don't want to look like I am easy.

What does the rooster think while chasing the chicken round the yard?

If there is no sex, at least there is the exercise.



Car runs over a chicken. She stayed down for a minute or so. Then she gets up: " Whew, finally A ROOSTER!"



A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit miffed, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"


A man was looking after a parrot for his brother. For several days he was bombarded loudly at all hours by its swearing and noisy intrusions. His warnings to behave were ignored. Eventually, in frustration, he opened its cage, grabbed it, and threw it into his freezer. After five minutes he relented and replaced it on its perch. It was suddenly humble and quiet, looking at him with respect and tearful eyes. In a trembling voice it asked him, "what did that chicken do?"

Obama walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman says, "that's pretty neat, where'd you get it?"
The parrot says, "Kenya, there's millions of them!"

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"