A PATIENT WITH SEVERE TOOTHACHE VISITS THE DENTIST. THE DENTIST INFORMS THE PATIENT THAT HE WILL HAVE TO EXTRACT THE TOOTH.
THE PATIENT TELLS THE DENTIST HE CAN NOT STAND AN INJECTION. THE DENTIST SAYS THAT IS FINE AND HE WILL USE GAS. THE PATIENT SAYS THAT HE IS CLAUSTROPHOBIC AND WILL NOT HAVE A MASK ON HIS FACE. THE DENTIST ASKS HIM IF HE CAN SWALLOW A TABLET. THE PATIENT SAYS THAT WILL BE FINE.
THE DENTIST LEAVES THE ROOM AND RETURNS WITH A VIAGRA TABLET. ON SEEING THIS THE PATIENT ASKS THE DENTIST IF VIAGRA WILL KILL THE PAIN.
THE DENTIST TELLS HIM IT WILL NOT BUT IT WILL GIVE THE PATIENT SOMETHING TO HANG ONTO WHILE THE TOOTH IS PULLED.

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THE DENTIST TELLS HIM IT WILL NOT, BUT IT WILL GIVE THE PATIENT SOMETHING TO HANG ONTO WHILE THE TOOTH IS PULLED.