PRE-NUPTUAL AGREEMENTS, SENIOR STYLE:

An elderly couple were about to be married.

The prospective bride stated "I want to keep my house."

The forthcoming groom replied "That's fine with me."

She said "And I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said "Fine with me."

She said "And I want sex 6 times a week."

He said "Fine, put me down for Fridays."