An elderly couple, lower 80's had met and were seeing each other. After about a month the woman said, "you know it's been ages since anyone has been down there." She pointed below. So the man stuck his head down there and said "I'm down here but I can't stay long." She asked , "why?' He said, "it stinks." She said, "that's just my arthritis." He said, "you have arthritis in your vagina?" She said, "no, my shoulder, I can't wipe my ass."

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