The Pope and one of his top cardinals were taking a long
train ride one day. The Pope was doing a crossword
puzzle, and the cardinal was reading the Bible. Suddenly
the Pope asked the cardinal, "What's a four letter word
for `woman' ending in ..u..n..t?"

The startled cardinal stammered for a bit, then
said, "Uh.. er.. aunt! Yes, aunt!"

"Oh, of course. Got an eraser?"