A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”

The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”

“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Years ago Allen King was the M.C. for the "roast" of Sammy Davis Jr. Allen starts off by saying,"Well they told us we needed a one eyed jew here tonight.We could'nt find Moshe Dyan,so we settled for this nigger". True.