Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale,Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP, START WITH TWO FINGERS.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES, YOU MAY DAMAGE THE HEAD.
.
And
11. WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

Sam:

What's an Ohio boy doing in Arizona? Don't you enjoy those hot days of August in Ohio without getting any hotter? ( Don't dare tell me that it's a "dry heat" in Arizona. I heard that 50 years ago in Arizona and in New Mexico. A "dry heat" also bakes pottery!)

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Originally posted by gerry375:
Sam:

What's an Ohio boy doing in Arizona? Don't you enjoy those hot days of August in Ohio without getting any hotter? ( Don't dare tell me that it's a "dry heat" in Arizona. I heard that 50 years ago in Arizona and in New Mexico. A "dry heat" also bakes pottery!)

Apparently I'm hanging out in mens rooms