Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.


She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"


I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works."


We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.


Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"


I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."


We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.


My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"


I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."


Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.


She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.


Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.


She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell."

Funny, missed opportunity.

Yessir,
The worst kind of miss is the one at which you never took the swing. He missed in the worst way.

Zeke

YES INDEED! That hurts in so many ways. I must confess about having that happen, but in my defense, I was very young. I assume a lot of teenagers do the same. Most likely for the best. I recall the Seinfeld routine about dating sex. "Women need a reason, men just need a place."

That guy gave a new meaning to a "blind date".
Hah.

Honestly here, the replies are every bit as clever and entertaining as the original jokes!

Some of you are pretty damn clever!

Thanks,
Zeke