GETTING CANADIANIZED

TWO FAMILIES MOVED FROM PAKISTAN TO Nova Scotia .


WHEN THEY ARRIVED THE TWO FATHERS MADE A BET.
IN A YEAR'S TIME, WHICHEVER FAMILY HAD BECOME MORE CANADIAN WOULD 'WIN'.
A YEAR LATER THEY MET AGAIN.
THE FIRST MAN SAID 'MY SON IS PLAYING HOCKEY, I HAD 'TIM HORTONS' FOR BREAKFAST,

AND I'M ON MY WAY TO PICK UP A CASE OF 'MOLSONS'.
HOW ABOUT YOU ?
THE SECOND MAN REPLIED, 'FUCK OFF, RAGHEAD!"