21 May 2003, 03:09
retired jeffQuick thinking and action
Two hillbillies from West Virginia walk
into the local bar to wash the dust from
their throats and grab a beer.
They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and
talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and
says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes
her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts up the back of her dress, yanks
down her panties, and runs his tongue all
over her butt cheeks in a circular motion.
The woman is so shocked, that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies
out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of
that there 'Hind Lick' maneuver, but I ain't
never seen nobody do it