Guy walks into the dressing room and a fat guy was standing there. Guy said man you are getting heavy, I bet you haven't seen your pecker in years, you need to diet. Guy said damn what color is it?

He should have said " yes I can...I saw it last night in the reflection off your Mother's forehead "

2 guys pissing off the dock. One says "damn,this waters cold!" The other says "Yeah,deep too."