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If You Want To Get To Heaven.

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11 April 2013, 13:11
Swamp_Fox
If You Want To Get To Heaven.
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!

"Well, I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"


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11 April 2013, 20:08
lal
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12 April 2013, 07:34
NormanConquest
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12 April 2013, 22:16
Pirate's Life
Sound wisdom. Ya gotta admit it, that's pretty hard to disprove.
13 April 2013, 03:46
Use Enough Gun
A proven fact, for sure. Big Grin