A group of Texans went deer hunting. They agreed to split into twos. That evening one of the guys staggers into camp -alone - panting and gasping, while dragging a truly large 8 point buck.

The others ask: " Where's Henry?"

The guy says: He had some kind of attack a few miles back and couldn't go on".

The others are horrified: " You mean you left him there and dragged in the deer?"

The guy says: " Well, I told him we would be back for him and I figured no one would steal Henry".