I was in ecstasy, with a smile on my face, as my girlfriend moved forwards then backwards.....

forwards then backwards.....back and forth..back and forth..In and out.. in and out...

Her heart was pounding faster, her face was getting flushed & she started to grunt and groan.

Then she let out one almighty scream!!!............. "I can't park this fu*king car! You do it you smug bastard'!

Aye my lad,+ I'll bet you got laid that evening,eh?