A fat woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin .
She raised her right arm, revealing a hairy armpit, and pointing to all the people sitting at the bar, asked, 'Is there a man here who will be buyin' a lady a drink?'
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her.
But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed 'Bartender would you be given the ballerina a drink!'
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons and again revealing the same hairy armpit, asked, 'What man here will buy a lady another drink?'
Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, 'Hell,would ya be given the ballerina another drink!'
The bartender approached the drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'
The drunk replied, 'Hell,Any woman who can lift her damm leg that high has got to be a ballerina!

Cough, gag sputter, barf.