22 January 2004, 06:09
poletaxWest "By God" Virginia...
Since everyone is braggin' about their state, I thought I would pass along some interesting snippets about my great state.
Two days before Mothers Day, Walmart is completly sold out of minner traps.
A Bagel is a small dawg that you hunt rabbits with.
In most other states the ladies put perfume behind their ears to attract the men. In this State to attract the guy's, the girls put their knees behind their ears. Seems to work.
If you miss the backboard, your basketball ends up in the creek.
Modem means you cut both hayfields.
If you wash your truck in the creek,your neighbor will call in to report that you are blockin' traffic.
Yes, we still have drive in movies and no ,it ain't embarrassing to take your date to one on a tractor.A real plus is a Back Hoe.
Most fellers around here got a folding knife in a belt sheath. The girls wear camp hatchets.
Some of the deer hunters 'round here can't hit a pop can at 100 yards unless you put a spotlight on it.
And some of them guy's think the season starts the day after July 4th.
I could go on and on, but thats enough bragging for now.
Seriously, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. No other State I know of roots for the bad guys in the film 'Deliverence'.
Poletax.
22 January 2004, 07:52
R FlowersSounds like a hell of a place to live to me!!!
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