A man went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.

"What you should do is go out and buy an old Dodge Pickup." said the Pastor. "Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma."

"Will this help me live longer?"

"No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do have seem like forever."

Now, THAT IS DAMN FUNNY!!!

Yeah I remember that one.Kinda along the same lines about when Henry Fonda went to the Dr. + was told that he had an undersized heart + the treatment was to go out in the panhandle + just be alone,because loneliness makes the heart grow,Fonda.

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Originally posted by NormanConquest:
Yeah I remember that one.Kinda along the same lines about when Henry Fonda went to the Dr. + was told that he had an undersized heart + the treatment was to go out in the panhandle + just be alone,because loneliness makes the heart grow,Fonda.

boo!! hiss!!

John sometimes you just have to take the chaff with the wheat.I know a lot of groaners;thank God I don't post them all.

and believe me i appreciate it too!