When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said.
"You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and
then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in
agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for
air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."