A guy walks into a pub and sits down at the bar.

Bar-tender: So what can I get for ya?

Guy: Give me six shots of jagermeister.

Bar-tender: Damn! Six shots of Jager? What's the occasion??

Guy: Im cellebrating my first blow job today.

Bar-tender: All right!!! Congratulations man. When you finish these six shots, number seven will be on me!!!

Guy: Thank you. But that wont be neccesary. If six dont get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will!!!!!!!



What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common???

Their last big hit was "The Wall" !!!

Fordfreak

Hey FF, wheres your mascot?? derf