A young manager was leaving the office late one evening when he saw the
CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in her hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document
here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing
work?"

"Certainly!" said the young manager. He turned the machine on, inserted
the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as her paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."

You sure that was'nt the government?

That Feeling Of Doom Descending!