Ron was sitting in an airplane when another fellow took a seat beside him.
The new guy was an absolute wreck....pale, hands shaking, biting his nails
and moaning in fear.

"Hey pal, what's the matter?" Ron asked.

"Oh man.... I've been transferred to California," the other guy answered,
"there's crazy people in California....and they have shootings, gangs, race
riots, drugs, the highest crime rate...."

"Hold on" Ron interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life and it is
not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own
business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in
the world."

The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh
thank you. I've been worried to death but if you live there and say it's OK,
I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?", said Ron, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in Oakland.

Isn't that the truth, California is becoming a real shithole. You know it's getting bad when companies are advertising for workers that speak fluent english!

Let the liberals have it. You would think with all opf the gun laws they have there, it would safe to hold hands and sing in the streets.

Damn hippies...

Well, the answer there is easy. They must not have enough laws yet. More restrictions, more laws, outlaw guns within certain townships - that has to be the answer.

Hell, they've probably got accountants, lobbyists and civil rights representatives with bar graphs, demogrpahics, and pie-charts showing where, how and why it should work.

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Originally posted by Ben589:
Well, the answer there is easy. They must not have enough laws yet. More restrictions, more laws, outlaw guns within certain townships - that has to be the answer.

Hell, they've probably got accountants, lobbyists and civil rights representatives with bar graphs, demogrpahics, and pie-charts showing where, how and why it should work.

Sponge lives in California?