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Originally posted by YUMAN:
>Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying
> > off when he looked in
> > >the
> > >mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to
> > the top of his head.
> > >
> > >In sheer panic, fearing he was turning white and
> > might have to start
> > >working
> > >for a living, he called his doctor and told him of
> > his problem.
> > >
> > >The doctor advised him to come to his office
> > immediately. After an
> > >examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown
> > liquid, gave it to
> > >Jesse
> > >and told him to drink it all.
> > >
> > >Jesse did and replied, "That tasted like
> > shit!"
> > >
> > >The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."
> > >
> > >
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