A woman went into a bar in Austin and saw a
cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest feet she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what
they say about men with big feet.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, little
lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunk
house and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so
she spent the night with him. The next morning
she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said,
"Well, thank ya Ma'am. I'm real flattered. Ain't
nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

"The woman replied, "Don't be flattered. Take
the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."