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28 March 2014, 02:16
vashpergreat luck
Hunter mistakenly took a cigarette of his son.
An hour later he shot three giraffes.
28 March 2014, 02:59
The DaneSomething went awry in translation!
28 March 2014, 03:25
vashperquote:
Originally posted by The Dane:
Something went awry in translation!
No/ Translation is perfectly right

28 March 2014, 04:16
Idaho SharpshooterNO, it is not...
28 March 2014, 04:37
KenscoVashper, don't hold out on us. Where's the rest of that joke!
28 March 2014, 06:54
lavacaVashper,
Americans have no sense of humour. If this is the whole joke and properly transalted, you are going to have to explain it to us.
28 March 2014, 07:04
Jon BeutlerBabblefish cant even translate this one....
28 March 2014, 07:39
llamapackerI'll give it a try...
perhaps the cigarette he took from his son was not the long thin type, but a hand rolled short "fatty", and after an hour the father just thought he shot 3 of anything.
Bill
28 March 2014, 08:22
Dall85
Jim
28 March 2014, 10:22
NormanConquestAnd that solved anything?!!!!
Never mistake motion for action.
28 March 2014, 10:40
vashperYes, the secret of it is in cigarettes. They apparently had a special chemical composition. Father did not know that after using them you can see not only giraffes, but the pink elephants and flying alligators.
28 March 2014, 10:59
Michael RobinsonAny joke requiring that much explanation is not truly a joke.
vashper, you need to ratchet up your game, comrade.

Mike
Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
28 March 2014, 13:37
Philip A.Having grown up on French humour and wit, I got that one immediately...
But, watching American comedies or jokes, one can understand why they don't get subtle humour.
Lack of training, basically.
28 March 2014, 16:07
vashperquote:
Originally posted by Philip A.:
Lack of training, basically.
So I try this deficiency to make up

28 March 2014, 20:06
PaulSVashper,
There was nothing wrong with your joke. I got it immediately - but the I don't smoke pot - maybe the rest of these yahoos should quit smoking and exercise their minds a bit.

Speer, Sierra, Lyman, Hornady, Hodgdon have reliable reloading data. You won't find it on so and so's web page.
29 March 2014, 03:15
impala#03I got it immediately too. I don't smoke either, do you think I should start?
29 March 2014, 06:33
Dulltool17Impala- you only have to go a bit North to be in the weedy state of Colorado. Shouldn't be hard to get started...

Doug Wilhelmi
NRA Life Member
29 March 2014, 08:12
lavacaOk. I think I understand it. But it's still not funny.
Here's something similar that may help explain the gist of it:
A boy who lives with his grandmother can't find his missing drugs so he goes to her and asks, "Grandma, have you seen my pills labeled LSD?"
She replies, "SCREW YOUR PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"
for every hour in front of the computer you should have 3 hours outside
02 April 2014, 15:09
vashperquote:
Originally posted by Mark:
"SCREW YOUR PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?"
Yes, but grandma hasn't rifle in her hands