I've always wondered about these ads You've seen all the commercials.

But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?



I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.



The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She asked if she could help me.



I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist.



She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.



I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"



The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."



When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:



* 1/3 ownership in the store,



* a company pickup truck,



* a king size bed and



* $3,000 a month in living expenses."

Now,that's good business (I.E. all are satisfied).

i HEARD THAT JOKE FOR THE 1ST TIME BACK IN 1959 - 58 YEARS AGO WHEN I WORKED PART-TIME AFTER SCHOOL & ON WEEK-ENDS AT A PHARMACY.

EVERYONE WHO CAME IN TYPICALLY HAD A JOKE TO TELL - MOST OF THEM WITH SOME KIND OF SEXUAL REFERENCE ALL IN AN EFFORT TO GET THE YOUNG WOMAN PHARMACIST WHO WAS A RECENT GRAD OF PHARMACY SCHOOL,