02 March 2006, 04:55
billslegA guy checks into a hotel..........
A man checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so
he thought he'd get himself one of those girls you see advertised in
phone booths when your calling for a cab.
He grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling
herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had
all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind.
So he's in his
room and decides, what the hell, he'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want
it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You
name it, we'll do
it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how
does that
sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
press 9."
03 March 2006, 00:17
gerry375

This is a hilarious joke! -and thank god, a nightmare that never happened to me!