If a man [woman] comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks to see your bum, DO NOT show him your bum. This is a scam!! He only wants to see your bum. I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

But isnt "stupid and cheap" better than "violently ill" as a consequence of finding someone to show their bum.....

they got my wife yesterday, silly gal....