12 January 2006, 19:21
Mark in SCBest Joke of the Year in Australia!
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
13 January 2006, 03:12
Sambar 9.3
But I think you will find New Zealand is a bit further east than OZ.
Cheers, Dave.