A Mississippi farmer was selling

his peaches door to door.
He knocked on a door and a shapely 40

something lady dressed in a very sheer

negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the

peaches and asked, 'Would you like to

buy some peaches?'
She pulled the top of the negligee to one

side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'
He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'

and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her

negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and

pink like this?'
The farmer said, 'Yes,'and another tear

came from the other eye.
Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom

of her negligee and asked, 'Are they

as fuzzy as this?'
He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.
The lady asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'
Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got

my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado

leveled my barn and now I'm gonna

get screwed out of my peaches.'

as the world turns.

Like the farmer replied after he'd won the lottery + was asked what he'd do with all his millions;"I guess I'll keep farming until it's all gone".