My wife gave me a hug, a kiss and a card today when I got up.

Outside said----You deserve more than just a card.

Inside said----So I rubbed it on my Boobs to make it more special.

I ALMOST said (my wife is 76 YO) I didn't think that your arms were that long!

I didn't because I thought that she might hurt me!

Hip

Smart man!

Zeke

Keep the card!

Some Things Are Best Left Unsaid For Personal Health Reasons..

True

That’s funny