Now how can you not applaud this senior citizen's reply?
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football
game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand
his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We
grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the
moon and the Internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric
and hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing, amazing
technologies and," pausing to take another drink of beer...
The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young...so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are
YOU doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding...

Good One!

YES INDEED!

No joke.