"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible." - A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

Yale University management professors are never wrong. This idea is far too wacko to ever fly. If it ever did get off the ground, the business would crash and burn overnight.

Gotta go; the Fed-Ex man just arrived...