Ole Olson is on his deathbed, knows the
> end is near, is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.
>
"So", he says to them:

"To my oldest son Swen, I want you to
> take the Minnetonka houses; daughter Lena, take the apartments over in Edina ;
> my son Rasmus, I want you to take the office buildings over on Hennepin; and
> Gunhild, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
>

The nurse can't get over what she is hearing and the properties
> Ole just parceled out to his family. As Ole slips away, the nurse turns to
> Mrs Olson and says, "Mrs. Olson, your husband must have been such a hard
> working man to have accumulated so much property."

The wife looks
> at the nurse and says, "What property? It's his newspaper route!"
>