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Re: Truth is stranger than fiction

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20 October 2004, 02:03
Collins
Re: Truth is stranger than fiction
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they were giving everybody tips on how to fart after the exam.



THEY DIDN'T DO THAT FOR ME!!!

I thought I was gonna die or poo myself. When I finally got to a bathroom (at the NCO Club, after double parking with the engine running) I actually parted the water in the bowl with a WHOOMPF that made the guy in the next stall ask If I was all right. Holy bejezus, that was the shortest time I ever spent between abject pain and fear and complete releif.

If you're under 35 and laughin at this... just remember, "Your time will come"
20 October 2004, 06:00
CDH
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If you're under 35 and laughin at this... just remember, "Your time will come"



I'm under 35, I'm laughin, and my time has come...and passed
19 October 2004, 07:18
poletax
Digital Dan , I too went and had a"Butt Snake" exam. Up here in the Hills , we can't pronounce Enduwhatever.
The worse part for me was the prep for the darn thing. Musta lost 13 pounds.
The best part was the stuff they put in your drip.
They wouldn't let me have a To-Go cup.
I didn't exactly enjoy the Doc humming the Roto-Rooter theme song either.