26 March 2016, 20:57
nvmichaelGetting Old
After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at 'Hooter's' to see some friends and have some hot Wings and drinks.
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."
I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.
27 March 2016, 19:59
xgruntBring it on.....just as long as I can stay vertical.
28 March 2016, 08:27
NormanConquestAye,Like Harry Nillson said,"I'd rather be dead than wet my bed."
29 March 2016, 08:14
NormanConquestI have an old friend that says,"At my age I'd rather be promised than offered."