Her Ears
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his
name on his mailbox.
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>While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the
mailboxes wearing a robe.
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>The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
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>As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else
on.
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>The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
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>After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "I hear someone
coming... Let's go to my apartment, "
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>He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it,
allowing her robe to fall off completely.
>Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
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>Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
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>Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these boobs, they are
full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm
>and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the
best part of my body is my ears? "
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>Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone
coming? That was me."
