A frog goes into a bank & approaches the teller. He sees by her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. He says "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat & go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief & asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000 should do it."
The teller asks his name & the frog replies that the bank manager knows him, his name is Kermit Jagger & his dad is Mick Jagger.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need some collateral to secure the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink & perfectly formed.
Patti is very confused but says that she will have to consult the manager & disappears into the back office. She finds the manager & says "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you & he wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral. She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(Are you ready?)
(You're gonna hate me!)
The bank manager looks at her and says "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

LMMFAO THATS FUNNY AS HELL.........