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Originally posted by ggruber:
A young lady visits her doctor. He instructs her to undress and put on an examination robe. The doctor begins to massage her breasts. He asks her “Do you know what I’m doing?”

She responds “It seems like you are checking for lumps to make sure I don’t have breast cancer.” He continues, fondling both her legs. “Do you know what I’m doing now”? She answers, “It appears if you are testing for varicose veins”. Excitedly, he begins to go down on her voraciously. After several minutes he lifts his head and asks “And what am I doing now?” She says, “Probably getting herpes. That’s what I came in here for today.”