29 October 2008, 19:53
butchlocpolice application
Police Applicant Test
A man, having applied to join the Clovis, New Mexico, police force, is being interviewed.
The Chief says, 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, 'Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama supporters and a rabbit.'
The man asks, 'Why the rabbit?'
'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief, 'When can you start?
30 October 2008, 00:42
enfieldsparesThere used to be a British joke about the poster that said "WANTED POLICE RECRUITS" and at the very bottom of the poster in smaller letters "IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO INTELLIGENT".