20 April 2018, 20:56
BuffHunter63Johnny Gives A Talk
Johnny had to give a 15 minute talk on a person he really admired. He decided to talk about his Grandpa.
"My Grandpa has always been my idol", he started. "He was a bus driver and drove a really, really, big bus."
Johnny paused and didn't seem to have anything more to say,. After a couple of minutes of silence, the teacher asked "Does he still drive a bus today?"
"Oh no", said Johnny, "he died a couple of weeks ago."
"Oh, I am so sorry", exclaimed the teacher.
"It's okay", said Johnny, "In fact when I die, I want to die like my Grandpa, peacefully in his sleep".
The teacher gave Johnny a warm smile and then Johnny said, "And not screaming in terror like his passengers."
BH63