I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra:

3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat

Yeah now someone is making a generic brand Viagra that insurance plans will pay for. Its called Mykoksifloppin.

I heard they are planning to put Viagra into a soda drink. It will be called "Mount an' Do".

Sean.

I wish I could sell some of my bonus points to Viagra customers.