Gideons (Bible) Guide to Sex - There once was a rather loose living TV preacher who had to spend the night in a hotel which had a basement night club. He had a few drinks in the night club when they had a "last call" before closing so he went to his room & opened the Gideon's Bible to page 1. He then called the night club & asked the blond hat check girl to come up to his room for a room service dinner or snack. Since the hotel/night club motto was "We aim to serve" the hat check girl agreed. After a few apres meal glasses of wine he started making passes & the girl stopped him & reminded him that he was a holy man. "It's OK," he replied, "it's written in the Bible." After a wild night of sex, the hat check girl asked to see where in the Bible it says it's okay to have wild, passionate sex. The preacher picked up the Bible off the dresser, opened to the first page where someone had written in pencil: "The hat check girl puts out!"