LEROY
>> A filthy rich man in Florida decided that he wanted to throw a party
>> and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,
>> the only redneck in the neighborhood.
>>
>> He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
>> Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
>> oysters, and BBQ and flirting with the women.
>>
>> At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating
>> gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who is brave
>> enough
>> to! jump in."
>>
>> The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
>> and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
>>
>> Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
>> Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
>> punches,
>> head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail
>> and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo
>> Instructor.
>>
>> The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
>> Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
>> Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top
>> like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
>> Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
>>
>> Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
>> dollars"
>>
>> "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
>>
>> The rich man said, "Man, I have ! to give you something. You won the
>> bet.
>> How about half a million bucks then?"
>> "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy
>>
>> The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That
>> was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
>> options?"
>>
>> Again Leroy said no.
>>
>> Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
>>
>> Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool."
>>
>>
>>
I cannot tell a lie, Leroy. It was me.
Paul B.
Shit for a million bucks i'd jump in...