Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

10. You can trade an old 45 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he'll let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo!
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

The number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!