Advice for an older guy....





I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in....







I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"





The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

You have a picture missing.

Actually two pictures. One wasn't good without the other, so I omitted both.

Someone got their hackles up about scantly clad women.... I suppose we can use our imagination though.

quote:

"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

A time machine, would be the help, along with the ATM.

Keith

Still funny! And true!

Something like this...