22 February 2015, 02:36
MoremontePost Tortoise
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate
while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.
The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post Tortoises'.''
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was.
The old farmer said, " When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post
with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise."
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself; he doesn't belong up there;
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there; he's elevated beyond his ability to function,
and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there to begin with."
Best explanation of a politician I've ever heard.
24 February 2015, 07:26
lavacaBet you know the one about "circle flies" too. Go ahead, you tell it.
24 February 2015, 16:53
Moremontequote:
Originally posted by lavaca:
Bet you know the one about "circle flies" too. Go ahead, you tell it.
That,s a Oldie But Goodie,Goooo Ahead. Post It!!
02 March 2015, 04:47
Use Enough GunAnd Robert Mugabe, and Barack Obama, and. . . . . . . .