A lady aqpproaches her parish priest with a problem. She explains that she has two female parrots who constantly curse. The priest says that he has two male parrots who have been taught to say the Rosary and say prayers daily. He suggests that the lady bring her parrots over to meet the other male parrots and be exposed to their influence.

The lady brings over the two female parrots. Sure enough, the two male parrots are sitting and saying their prayers. One of the female parrots says: " Hi, we're prostitutes! Wanna have fun?" One of the male parrots says to the other:" Drop the beads. Our prayers have been answered!"