17 May 2006, 14:35
TrapperPTalcum in your drawers?
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'
18 May 2006, 05:43
Hog Killer
Maybe he needs to dust her panties with ALUM.

Hog Killer