A guy called Mr Watkins dies whilst fucking his wife, and when they try to close the coffin down for his funeral they discover, to their horror that they cant quite close the coffin lid.

So they phone up his wife and ask what to do , and she makes her way to the mortician's to think something up.

In the end she decides that the best thing to do is to remove it, smother it in KY and push it into his arse for safe keeping.

So, reluctantly the mortician cuts it off, lubes it up and is sliding it into his arse when a tear rolls down Mr Watkin's cheek.

His wife smiles gleefully, leans over the coffin and says.

"see, i told you it fucking hurts"