11 November 2015, 07:18
xgruntEinstein Equation
Einstein developed and proved this remarkable formula; Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared. A brilliant genius as we all know.
Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined; if you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to sodomize (screw) yourself!
Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily achieve the same result by voting Democrat in the Nov. 8, 2016 election...
11 November 2015, 09:07
Idaho Sharpshooteryou have such a way with words...
Sad, but true.
11 November 2015, 11:20
Saeedquote:
Originally posted by xgrunt:
Einstein developed and proved this remarkable formula; Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared. A brilliant genius as we all know.
Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined; if you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 298 KM/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to sodomize (screw) yourself!
Should you determine you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can easily achieve the same result by voting Democrat in the Nov. 8, 2016 election...
Fascinating!
Half the America population will do exactly this!

11 November 2015, 13:10
vashperSaeed, there are no elections. There is a picture on the TV, and all - something of type "Matrix". Our American friends are sure that they vote, and are genuinely surprised when they learn that their President is Obama. But did you see at least one voter for Obama? I didn't.
Maybe Obama in reality does not exist, but there is only images in the database.
11 November 2015, 14:51
Foxhunter223Light sure has slowed down a lot since I went to school. It used to travel at 299,792Km/second.

Pete
11 November 2015, 18:09
KenscoThe Democrats lowered the speed of light in the U. S. to conserve energy, cut greenhouse emissions, and slow-down global warming. It's Obama's fault according to Opie.
13 November 2015, 07:38
Gatogordoquote:
Originally posted by Foxhunter223:
Light sure has slowed down a lot since I went to school. It used to travel at 299,792Km/second.

Pete
You are not considering speed of light saving time.